Take it easy.

Good morning Woodbridge

Good morning Woodbridge

hibrid56:

some of my favorite sharks

The noise I made when I saw this cannot be recreated

hibrid56:

some of my favorite sharks

The noise I made when I saw this cannot be recreated

(via tedbaby)

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

Bastille

—Bad Blood (Lunice Remix) Edit

ajcproductions:

Day 210 (7/29/14): So tomorrow I leave for Florida for the International Yoyo Championship! Really stoked for this contest. Thought I’d share something different for today! Here’s my track for 3a finals. Its an edit of Bastille- Bad Blood (Lunice Remix) that I did. Pretty happy with how it turned out!